Morning sickness, check!

I used to assume that pregnancy sickness must be somewhat similar to having a really bad hangover.  You know, it's really terrible, you feel like bleeping hell, you borderline want to die, but then you do it over again because "it's totally worth it". Boy, was I wrong... So very, very wrong (about it being similar, it was totally worth it, of course!!).

For the longest time I thought that morning sickness meant throwing up once or twice a couple times a week in the morning!! That was until I threw my bleeping life up, every bleeping day, for seven bleeping months straight. I've officially thrown up in more places than any floozy in any given sorority. Home Depot, check! Grandparent's fancy 25th Anniversary party, check! In my Juice It Up cup curbside in front of an outdoor cafe, check! Burger King trash can, check! Work toilet, check! And the list goes on. Bleep morning sickness. Seriously, bleep it!

If you think this sounds totally crappy... just you wait until you hear what fun the last three months of my easy breezy pregnancy were like. Stay tuned!

                                     Compare pregnant me to this...

                         

                                            "It's totally worth it!"